Government & Politics

Stephen Colbert makes how-to-vote videos for KS, MO — and uses bread jokes in both

CBS Late Show host Stephen Colbert wants to help Kansans and Missourians vote ... while throwing in a bit of humor as well.

As part of his “Better Know A Ballot” series, Colbert covered Kansas and Missouri this week, detailing the steps needed for residents in each state to have their vote tallied next month.

Colbert dropped in a few state-specific one-liners, like a shout out to the “voting Jayhawks,” and observing that Kansas farmers produce enough wheat each year to make 36 billion loaves of bread.

“So basically my first month of quarantine,” Colbert said.

He stayed with the bread theme for Missouri, saying that in 1928, a company in Chillicothe was the first to sell sliced bread.

“It was a major innovation that was heralded as being the best thing since unsliced bread,” Colbert said.

Voter registration deadline in Missouri is close of business day today. In Kansas, it’s Oct. 13.

Check The Star for more information on voting in Missouri and in Kansas.

This story was originally published October 7, 2020 at 2:14 PM.

Jesse Newell
The Kansas City Star
Jesse Newell covered the Chiefs for The Star until August 2025. He won an EPPY for best sports blog and previously was named top beat writer in his circulation by AP’s Sports Editors. His interest in sports analytics comes from his math teacher father, who handed out rulers to Trick-or-Treaters each year.
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