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‘Unadulterated chaos.’ See why house for sale in Indiana has folks losing their minds

Unassuming on the outside...
Unassuming on the outside... Screen grab from Realtor

There are a few things that are certain in life: Death, taxes and Zillow Gone Wild featuring the most bizarre houses in existence.

Ground floor
Ground floor Screen grab from Realtor

And this one for sale in Zionsville, Indiana, might take the cake.

Ground floor
Ground floor Screen grab from Realtor

Fans of the popular Facebook page and X (formerly Twitter) account are reeling over this five-bedroom, 6.5-plus -bathroom — that’s listed for $2.99 million — because the interior is nothing that anyone would expect.

Ground floor
Ground floor Screen grab from Realtor

Seriously.

Kitchen
Kitchen Screen grab from Realtor

“Located in an exclusive gated community for extra privacy, this modern farmhouse at its absolute best!” the listing on Zillow says. “Originally a barn that has been converted to a stunning cozy home perfect for entertaining or relaxing w/family. Garage has 9+ spaces for car enthusiasts or desired workspace. Over 10, 000sq ft of meticulous luxury living in Carmel.”

Kitchen area
Kitchen area Screen grab from Realtor

Flipping through photos of the home’s nearly 10,000-square-foot interior, one can see a massive family room with a photo of a city scape on the main wall that stretches from the ground to the second story ceiling, an elevator that looks like a pneumatic tube system, a picture of a massive swordfish and then multiple doors that open up to ... a basketball court.

Interior, exterior
Interior, exterior Screen grab from Realtor

With carpeting.

Other features, per the listing, include:

  • Gourmet kitchen

  • “Wood coffered ceiling”

  • Sliding glass doors

  • Gas firepit

  • Separate apartment

  • Theater

Bathroom
Bathroom Screen grab from Realtor

Not to mention a primary bathroom that has a very small tub.

Elevator
Elevator Screen grab from Realtor

People on Zillow Gone Wild were flummoxed to say the least.

“Of course, a basketball court with red carpeting and its own nosebleed viewing section above,” one person on Facebook said. “The department store stairway look is interesting too, although I don’t know why they didn’t complete the experience by making those full escalators.”

Upstairs
Upstairs Screen grab from Realtor

“Sooo...playing basketball on carpet is the thing to do now,” another said.

Basketball court
Basketball court Screen grab from Realtor

“From what I’ve seen in other houses, this isn’t that bad. Ok, so the basketball hoop in the lounge is questionable and so is the red carpet, but they’re minor things that can be changed,” someone observed.

Basketball court
Basketball court Screen grab from Realtor

“I’m kinda digging it!” one person expressed.

Backyard
Backyard Screen grab from Realtor

The unadulterated chaos of a carpeted basketball court right next to a huge hardwood floor living room,” another posted on X.

Bedroom
Bedroom Screen grab from Realtor

Zionsville is about a 20-mile drive northwest of Indianapolis.

Staircase
Staircase Screen grab from Realtor
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TJ Macias
Fort Worth Star-Telegram
TJ Macías is a Real-Time national sports reporter for McClatchy based out of the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. Formerly, TJ covered the Dallas Mavericks and Texas Rangers beat for numerous media outlets including 24/7 Sports and Mavs Maven (Sports Illustrated). Twitter: @TayloredSiren
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