This man may now wish he had ants in his pants.
Instead, William Jason Hall, 38, was loaded down with 15 quarts of Pennzoil motor oil and 30 DVDs that he had stuffed into his baggy pants, according to News Channel 8.
The scene in Lakeland, Fla., was witnessed by Polk County Sheriff’s detective Phil Ryan who confronted Hall as he walked past his unmarked vehicle outside the 7-Eleven.
Ryan escorted the man back into the store where he unloaded his loot.
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Hall was arrested on a charge of petit theft, but the charge was upgraded to a felony because it was his third arrest, according to News Channel 8.