Munday on Monday: Must be election season

Slander! Scandal! Libel! Lies!

Politics will now arise!

Cast aspersions! Demonize!

Slander! Scandal! Libel! Lies!

Defamation! Carp and snipe!

Pounce upon the tiny tripe!

Reputations dashed in hype!

Defamation! Carp and snipe!

Vilify and chide! Malign!

Daily go and cross that line!

Sneak attack in mailings? Fine!

Vilify and chide! Malign!

Find the dirt and sling the mud!

Let the airwaves seethe in flood!

All are dirtied! Hear the thud!

Find the dirt and sling the mud!

This story was originally published July 31, 2016 at 3:10 PM with the headline "Munday on Monday: Must be election season."