The saga of Inky the octopus
IN THE NEWS: An octopus named Inky escapes his tank in New Zealand and returns to the ocean.
The world has been stumped by his story,
This octopus earning his glory;
So say what you want about Inky:
He’s vanished, vamoosed — in a blink, he
Went missing — where is he? — a notion:
He’s slipped through a drain to the ocean.
As octopi go, he’s Houdini,
And suddenly gone like a genie.
No trickery needed, no pranks;
He merely is saying, “No tanks!”
Don Munday, firstname.lastname@example.org