Munday on Monday: Vexing vegetable

A veggie that has gone upscale —

It’s like a trendy holy grail;

It’s everywhere (on epic scale);

Your server will not surely fail

To recommend it, and regale

Then treat a “no” as rude betrayal.

But press me — you will not prevail;

I will not join the cult of kale!

Don Munday@kcstar.com

This story was originally published January 24, 2016 at 12:00 PM with the headline "Munday on Monday: Vexing vegetable."