Just around the corner
The holiday — it traps and snares
And catches us quite unawares.
It’s nearly here? We dart our eyes;
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It comes as such a stark surprise!
Oh, why is there no one assigned
To let us know ahead of time?
It clearly needs a jolt, a shake —
Publicity, for heaven’s sake!