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Munday on Monday: Bosses


Who’s the boss?
Who’s the boss? File illustration

Bosses

We honor bosses (sage or not)

With names like Halftrack, Drysdale, Scott;

Of Mooney, Brady, Grant and Slate,

Spacely, Dithers, Scrooge and Tate;

Yes, Krabs and Pynchon, Tudball, Burns

(You wonder why your stomach turns);

With Captains Ahab, Nemo, Queeg

(’Cause some have egos mighty big).

So many names we come across!

Yes, everybody’s got a boss.

(Disclaimer: Any resemblance by these fictional bosses to any real bosses, living or dead, is purely coincidental.)

Don Munday

This story was originally published August 23, 2015 at 3:22 PM.

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