Munday on Monday: Binge viewing

A new excuse (so take your pick):

It’s Monday and you call in flick.

You’ll say (unless it makes you cringe):

I’m on a download viewing binge.

The weekend passed in record time;

I’m only up to season nine.

Each episode you’ve screened and scoured;

In fact, you haven’t even showered

Or left the house since Friday, lest

You interrupt your viewing quest.

Exasperated boss will rage:

“Oh, curse this download viewing age!”

Don Munday

This story was originally published April 19, 2015 at 3:03 PM with the headline "Munday on Monday: Binge viewing."