Munday on Monday: Secret stash

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Secret stash

I’m sure you won’t admit it, yet

Like everyone, the secret’s kept;

You’ll never tell to others where

You keep a second — third — a spare.

If asked, in fact, you’ll quite deny

Your covert stash — your hoard — supply.

Oh, I could guess, upon a whim —

It may be in the crisper bin?

Or kitchen cupboard, there to save?

The drawer beneath the microwave?

But somewhere you must store or stack it:

You’ve saved each little ketchup packet!

Don Munday