IN THE NEWS: Four new chemical elements are tentatively named: nihonium, moscovium, tennessine and oganesson.
In naming of the elements —
The standards that they’re using —
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I’m glad they shun that pesky trend
That stadiums are choosing.
For what, pray tell, if elements
(As sponsorship appears)
Were named for say, insurance firms,
Or orange juice or beers?
Don Munday, firstname.lastname@example.org