Caption contest: Open hands, squat down

The Associated Press

Is your ew Year’s resolution to gain the confidence to wear an outfit like this in public?

OK, maybe not. But you can always resolve to write a funny fake caption. Email your entry to Put “1/23 caption contest” in the subject line, and include your name, city and phone number.

Deadline for entries is 11:59 p.m. Friday.

The winning caption scores a $25 gift card. The winner and runners-up will appear in FYI next Friday.


Lots of hairy (and a few hoary) puns. But the winner was …

▪ Mustache Sally, think you better slow your mustache down … (Terry Benson, Overland Park)


▪ “Oh, geez, it’s 5 o’clock already.” (Stephen Kalnasi, Overland Park)

▪ “My sex change operation is NOT WORKING!” (Carol Parten, Lenexa)

▪ “OMG, I’ve turned into my father!” (Sheila Heichelbech, Peculiar, Mo.)

▪ Lisa always wondered what she would look like wearing a “Fu Womanchu.” (Jack Masters, Belton; others similar)

▪ Shirley was quite pleased with the results after downloading the GoateeMe app. (Luke Schnoebelen, Overland Park)

▪ “Maybe now they’ll give me equal pay for equal work.” (Maril Crabtree, Mission)

▪ I’m starting with the man in the mirror. (Ron Cox, Grandview)

▪ Charlie and his twin sister Charla take a selfie. (Betty J. Ludwig, Leavenworth)

▪ Kim decides to try Proactiv for Men. (Tony Bradley, Parkville)

| Tim Engle, The Star