Well, at least this soccer dude is chewing on his own thumb, as opposed to biting someone else.
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Lots of “Objects in mirror are closer than they appear,” although several of the variations were funny. As for the winner (with props to the Beatles) …
▪ Beaver, you can drive my car and maybe I’ll love you. Beep beep be-beep beep yeah! (Trish Wesley, Kansas City)
RUNNERS-UP
▪ When Bob broke his side-view mirror, his only option was to hire Rent-a-Rodent to warn him of passing cars. (Irene Goldstein, Overland Park)
▪ “Rats! Traffic jam. Just look at those nuts.” (Sharon Hicks, Bonner Springs)
▪ “Mirror, mirror on the car, am I the biggest rodent you’ve seen so far?” (Greg Schoen, Overland Park)
▪ Another day joining the rat race on I-435 westbound. (Ralph Olson, Buckner, Mo.)
▪ Rodents in mirror may be larger than they appear. (Pat Hervey, Prairie Village)
▪ “Why do I travel with Buddy the Beaver? He always finds the best lodges.” (Matt McCarter, Overland Park)
▪ “I hope that red-light camera is getting my best side.” (Betty J. Ludwig, Leavenworth)
▪ Rodent rage. (David Hicks, Bonner Springs)
▪ Hey, man! You’ve got one uggg-ly dog there. (Jim Dingwerth, Olathe)
▪ “FASTER! I think we’re gaining on them!” (John Morasch, Gravois Mills, Mo.)
▪ “Wow! I really am ruggedly handsome!” (Robin Hixson, Louisburg, Kan., and others)
▪ “Damn, I look good in this car!” (Rick Weiser, Overland Park)
▪ The groundhog seeing his reflection does not mean six more weeks of summer. (Jim Kitchens, Atchison, Kan.)
▪ “Make a left on Cedar. My nest is in the third oak tree on the right.” (Scott Barnes, Leawood)
▪ “That’s what I look like?! Ugh, now I see why humans hate us.” (Chris Brower, Lawrence)
▪ “Mirror, mirror on the door, who’s the fairest, I implore?” (Roselea Nellis, Olathe)
▪ Capybaras in mirror are closer than they appear. (Mary Hodges, Mission)
▪ Otters in your mirror may be closer than they appear! (Robert Hurst, Kansas City)
| Tim Engle, The Star
RUNNERS-UP
▪ When Bob broke his side-view mirror, his only option was to hire Rent-a-Rodent to warn him of passing cars. (Irene Goldstein, Overland Park)
▪ “Rats! Traffic jam. Just look at those nuts.” (Sharon Hicks, Bonner Springs)
▪ “Mirror, mirror on the car, am I the biggest rodent you’ve seen so far?” (Greg Schoen, Overland Park)
▪ Another day joining the rat race on I-435 westbound. (Ralph Olson, Buckner, Mo.)
▪ Rodents in mirror may be larger than they appear. (Pat Hervey, Prairie Village)
▪ “Why do I travel with Buddy the Beaver? He always finds the best lodges.” (Matt McCarter, Overland Park)
▪ “I hope that red-light camera is getting my best side.” (Betty J. Ludwig, Leavenworth)
▪ Rodent rage. (David Hicks, Bonner Springs)
▪ Hey, man! You’ve got one uggg-ly dog there. (Jim Dingwerth, Olathe)
▪ “FASTER! I think we’re gaining on them!” (John Morasch, Gravois Mills, Mo.)
▪ “Wow! I really am ruggedly handsome!” (Robin Hixson, Louisburg, Kan., and others)
▪ “Damn, I look good in this car!” (Rick Weiser, Overland Park)
▪ The groundhog seeing his reflection does not mean six more weeks of summer. (Jim Kitchens, Atchison, Kan.)
▪ “Make a left on Cedar. My nest is in the third oak tree on the right.” (Scott Barnes, Leawood)
▪ “That’s what I look like?! Ugh, now I see why humans hate us.” (Chris Brower, Lawrence)
▪ “Mirror, mirror on the door, who’s the fairest, I implore?” (Roselea Nellis, Olathe)
▪ Capybaras in mirror are closer than they appear. (Mary Hodges, Mission)
▪ Otters in your mirror may be closer than they appear! (Robert Hurst, Kansas City)
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