Caption contest for Oct. 10

Lots of brief/briefs puns and that sort of thing, but the winner was …

▪ This guy has more packages than a UPS driver on Christmas Eve! (R.R. Forbes, Overland Park)

▪ “I’m too sexy for my suit …” (Robert E. Wonder, Kansas City)

▪ Imagine your AUDIENCE in their underwear, not yourself! Sheesh! (Linda S. Boyd, Lee’s Summit)

▪ Every girl wants these paper dolls. (Linda Way, Shawnee)

▪ Marco foolishly believed his multiple social media personas wouldn’t follow him into the workplace. (Boyd Bauman, Roeland Park)

▪ “Hey, girl! Check out my shoes.” (Jeff Fortney, Lee’s Summit)

▪ If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all! (Bea Simpson, Olathe)

▪ “Ladies! Why do I feel like you’re undressing me with your eyes.” (Tom Carbajo, Spring Hill in Johnson County)

▪ “Good evening. I promise I’ll keep my comments brief.” (Bill Baxter, Kansas City)

▪ My dream team! (Julia Willets, Kansas City)

▪ “Mom, I’ll be fine at college. I have a pair of underwear for each day of the week.” (Tami Nichols, Olathe)

▪ “Mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. Glad I listened!” (Darlene Carter, Independence)

▪ Robert Palmer’s son begins his musical career. (Jeff Perry, Kansas City)

▪ “Anyone want to guess where I keep my extra pair of socks?” (Dave Vanderwell, Olathe)

▪ “Ladies, ladies! There’s enough of me to go around.” (Chris Brower, Lawrence)

▪ Clone Overstock Sale — Half Price! (suit not included) (Tom Housh, Prairie Village)

▪ When downsizing at Hanes cost model Claude his underwear gig, he vowed to go commando. (Ron Cox, Grandview)

▪ The court criticized the parties for filing identical briefs in the case. (David Hicks, Bonner Springs)

▪ The new James Bond was well briefed for his first assignment. (Terry McCord, Lawrence)