FYI Caption Contest for June 5
Open wide, readers, and share your ideas for a creative caption for this picture.
Email your entry to starfyi@gmail.com. Put “6/5 caption contest” in the subject line, and include your name, city and phone number.
Deadline for entries is 11:59 p.m. Friday.
The winning caption scores a $25 gift card. The winner and runners-up will appear in FYI next Friday.
LAST WEEK’S WINNER
We saw plenty of fly strips, barrels of monkeys and Jack and the beanstalk. But the winner was …
▪ Welcome to subeconomy class. (Mary Jane Porter, Lee’s Summit)
RUNNERS-UP
▪ Duggar family vacation fun. (Donna Giddings, Kearney)
▪ All those who failed the Ninja Warriors tryouts were hung out to dry. (Betty J. Ludwig, Leavenworth)
▪ I just wish these guys would quit stringing me along. (Linda Way, Shawnee)
▪ That kite must be HUGE! (Scott Steehn, Kansas City)
▪ The concept of human wind chimes never caught on, perhaps because of the screaming. (Blair Tarr, Topeka)
▪ Some have the world on a string. Me? I’m at the end of my rope. (Bruce Brower, Overland Park)
▪ As a cost-cutting move, the Army recently announced that only one ’chute would be provided for every 14 paratroopers. (Jack Masters, Belton; others similar)
| Meredith Newman, The Star
This story was originally published June 4, 2015 at 6:00 PM with the headline "FYI Caption Contest for June 5."