Caption contest for Sept. 26
Notice how their eyes follow you wherever you are?
Once again, caption contest friends, we are looking for funny. Email your best entry to starfyi@gmail.com. Put “9/26 caption contest” in the subject line, and include your name, city and phone number.
Deadline for entries is 11:59 p.m. Friday.
The winning caption scores a $25 gift card. The winner and runners-up will appear here next Friday.
| Tim Engle, The Star
LAST WEEK’S WINNER
About one in every three entries referred to the tattoo dude’s “checkered past.” But the winner was …
▪ “Oh yeah, I’m watching. Make your move!” (Dee Scott, Olathe)
RUNNERS-UP
▪ “I said a BACKGAMMON pattern.” (Melinda Bailey, Kansas City)
▪ “Gotta keep your eyes wide open at the race when you’re substituting for the NASCAR flag.” (Alaina Barclay, Kansas City)
▪ Burt Reynolds, wearing his facial surgical mapping, demonstrates how his next procedure will erase years of tanning bed wrinkles about his eyes. (Bob Ross, Creighton, Mo.)
▪ Batman’s newest villain: Checkmate. (David Hicks, Bonner Springs)
▪ Fortunately for him, President Richard Nixon’s handlers convinced him to remove his makeup before giving his infamous Checkers speech. (Jack Masters, Belton)
▪ “I got a little bored with my Sharpie last night!” (Amy Billings, Olathe)
▪ Most terrifying peek-a-boo EVER! (Rob Pagenkopf, Lenexa)
▪ “I got rooked.” (David Rozell, Independence)
▪ Not wanting a repeat of what happened after last Friday’s guys’ night out, this time Kevin vowed to keep his eyes open the entire night! (Laura Carder, Liberty)
▪ Back to square one. (Bruce Brower, Overland Park)
This story was originally published September 25, 2014 at 6:00 PM with the headline "Caption contest for Sept. 26."