Caption Contest: Serve it up
Tennis, anyone?
Be a good sport and volley a funny caption our way. Email your entry to starfyi@gmail.com. Put “4/10 caption contest” in the subject line, and include your name, city and phone number.
Deadline for entries is 11:59 p.m. Friday.
The winning caption scores a $25 gift card. The winner and runners-up will appear in FYI next Friday.
LAST WEEK’S WINNER
Both Donald Trump and Daniel Boone turned up in the entries, but the winning caption took advantage of both …
▪ Yep, Boone seemed mighty pleased when folks started calling him “The Daniel.” (Ed Cunningham, Leawood)
RUNNERS-UP
▪ The Bigfoot mystery is solved. It was merely Pierre. (Norm Dexter, Lee’s Summit)
▪ Ch-ch-ch-Chia! (Mary Allen, Lenexa)
▪ Bosley Hair Replacement’s “Foxy Daddy” special. (Paul Vesce, Overland Park)
▪ What does the fox say? @#*%! (Margaret Hall, Prairie Village)
▪ “Momma warned me about the humidity in Kansas.” (Bruce Brower, Overland Park)
▪ Santa gets foxy. (Heather Jepsen, Warrensburg, Mo.)
▪ It’s time to touch up those roots, fella. (Patricia Stone, Liberty)
▪ This year in mountain man fashion: Fur, lots and lots of fur! (Courtney Thurston, Leawood)
▪ New for your ensemble this year! It can double as a virtual pet or a virtual hat! (Richard Semkin, Clinton, Mo.)
▪ This is taking the lumbersexual man trend to a whole new level. (Linda Way, Shawnee)
▪ The Trump family curse suddenly hit a cousin whose hair expanded exponentially during the reunion. (Jeanine Wilson, Raymore)
▪ “Business in the front, party in the back? SO boring! I choose party … everywhere!” (April Berry, Kansas City)
▪ “Hey there! Wanna get minky?” (Steve McDonald, Kearney)
▪ “I’m ready to guard Buckingham Palace.” (Hall Harsh, Overland Park)
▪ “A new squirrel moved in upstairs!” (Jan Hamilton, Gladstone)
▪ Whoa, Bob, you can’t go into the woods wearing that hat. (Joe White, Kansas City)
▪ Ivan the Red was quite fond of his Persian cat. (Paulette Craig, Kansas City)
▪ “I can’t blame my barber — I told him I wanted to look like a fox!” (Ed Mease, Leavenworth)
▪ “I am not just the president of Rodent Head for Men, I am also a client.” (Tony Bless, Santa Rosa, Calif.)
▪ “My cat does keep my bald head warm, but for a number of reasons I wish she would face forward. If you know what I mean.” (Bill Mason, Lenexa)
▪ “Yes, yes, I am fur real!” (Teede Stipich, Kansas City)
▪ Cat butt on a hot tin roofer. (Abbie Smith, Kansas City)
▪ Donald Trump stars in the remake of “Grizzly Adams.” (David Hicks, Bonner Springs)
| Tim Engle, The Star
RUNNERS-UP
▪ The Bigfoot mystery is solved. It was merely Pierre. (Norm Dexter, Lee’s Summit)
▪ Ch-ch-ch-Chia! (Mary Allen, Lenexa)
▪ Bosley Hair Replacement’s “Foxy Daddy” special. (Paul Vesce, Overland Park)
▪ What does the fox say? @#*%! (Margaret Hall, Prairie Village)
▪ “Momma warned me about the humidity in Kansas.” (Bruce Brower, Overland Park)
▪ Santa gets foxy. (Heather Jepsen, Warrensburg, Mo.)
▪ It’s time to touch up those roots, fella. (Patricia Stone, Liberty)
▪ This year in mountain man fashion: Fur, lots and lots of fur! (Courtney Thurston, Leawood)
▪ New for your ensemble this year! It can double as a virtual pet or a virtual hat! (Richard Semkin, Clinton, Mo.)
▪ This is taking the lumbersexual man trend to a whole new level. (Linda Way, Shawnee)
▪ The Trump family curse suddenly hit a cousin whose hair expanded exponentially during the reunion. (Jeanine Wilson, Raymore)
▪ “Business in the front, party in the back? SO boring! I choose party … everywhere!” (April Berry, Kansas City)
▪ “Hey there! Wanna get minky?” (Steve McDonald, Kearney)
▪ “I’m ready to guard Buckingham Palace.” (Hall Harsh, Overland Park)
▪ “A new squirrel moved in upstairs!” (Jan Hamilton, Gladstone)
▪ Whoa, Bob, you can’t go into the woods wearing that hat. (Joe White, Kansas City)
▪ Ivan the Red was quite fond of his Persian cat. (Paulette Craig, Kansas City)
▪ “I can’t blame my barber — I told him I wanted to look like a fox!” (Ed Mease, Leavenworth)
▪ “I am not just the president of Rodent Head for Men, I am also a client.” (Tony Bless, Santa Rosa, Calif.)
▪ “My cat does keep my bald head warm, but for a number of reasons I wish she would face forward. If you know what I mean.” (Bill Mason, Lenexa)
▪ “Yes, yes, I am fur real!” (Teede Stipich, Kansas City)
▪ Cat butt on a hot tin roofer. (Abbie Smith, Kansas City)
▪ Donald Trump stars in the remake of “Grizzly Adams.” (David Hicks, Bonner Springs)
This story was originally published April 9, 2015 at 6:00 PM with the headline "Caption Contest: Serve it up."