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Caption contest: Send in the clown jokes

The Associated Press

Do you think he’s waiting for a clown car to come by?

Tell us what’s going on in this picture and, in the spirit of clowning, have some fun with it. Email your entry to starfyi@gmail.com. Put “3/6 caption contest” in the subject line, and include your name, city and phone number.

Deadline for entries is 11:59 p.m. Friday.

The winning caption scores a $25 gift card. The winner and runners-up will appear here next Friday.

LAST WEEK’S WINNER

We’d guess about one-fourth of the entries mentioned “sealfie.” And a lot included “seal of approval.” But the winner was …

▪ “Hey, if that’s the Pizza Hut app, order mine with anchovies.” (Dean Garland, Olathe)

RUNNERS-UP

▪ “You can’t hide your sea lion eyes.” (Steve Novak, Lee’s Summit)

▪ “Can you forward me that sealfie? I want to post it on Finterest.” (Ken Jones, Independence)

▪ Lisa’s new phone earned the coveted Good Housekeeping Approval of Seal. (Gerry Leonard, Parkville)

▪ “Oh, no! I have put on water weight!” (Chris Brower, Lawrence)

▪ “PHOTOBOMB! Booya!” (Kirk Thacker, Hardin, Mo.)

▪ Marcy misses an incredible shot, taking her 1,893rd selfie. (Patrick Briscoe, Liberty)

▪ Sealed with a selfie. (Priscilla LoPresti, Leavenworth)

▪ Susie liked this selfie, but Ollie liked the otter one. (Jeanne Marx, Kansas City)

▪ Finally, a real porpoise for taking selfies! (Philip Lawrence, Kansas City)

| Tim Engle, The Star

This story was originally published March 5, 2015 at 5:00 PM with the headline "Caption contest: Send in the clown jokes."

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