The Full 90

TMK: The aftermath of a loss, Ochocinco's bull riding and a weekend recap

Los Angeles adds to Sporting KC's misery Peter Vermes is frustrated by timely mistakes.

The only difference between Sporting KC's loss this weekend and Chad Ochocinco's bull-riding experiment?

Only one of them lasted 1.5 seconds.

I've got more thoughts coming later today, for now, let's keep this light.

Did you know that there was

an indoor soccer team in Topeka called the Kansas Magic

? And did you know that former Kansas City Wizard Nick Garcia plays for them? I had, literally, no idea.

A few surprises in Major League Soccer this weekend:

Chivas shock New York behind Justin Braun hat trick
The greatest rivalry in the history of American soccer ended in a 1-1 draw Yes, the weekend had one 0-0 draw. The Crew collapsed against San Jose. Who wants DeMarcus Beasley? He might be coming back to the MLS. How Americans fared abroad this weekend.

Tough break for the U.S. women:

Lindsay Tarpley to miss the World Cup with ACL tear.

Actual headline:

"Manchester is a City United in celebration as both clubs end the day with silverware."

Oh, you crafty British headline writers.

Wayne Rooney shaved a "19" into his chest hair to celebrate United's victory. Wonder if Mario Balotelli swearing on live TV will result in some sort of punishment?

So, congrats to Manchester United (England), AC Milan (Italy), Borussia Dortmund (Germany) and Ajax (the Netherlands) on winning the league titles.

Did an Osama bin Laden supporter hack Ronaldinho's website?

Thanks to fair play,

Fulham likely to get a Europa League spot. Barcelona's Sergio Busquets cleared over racial slur.

Diego Maradona back in coaching!

He's now in charge of Al Wasl in Dubai.

I can understand a defender having bad hands and fumbling a trophy under a bus... but a goalkeeper?

I present to you, The Kevin Prince-Boateng Moonwalk.

Finally, some love for the lads from Iceland.