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Deal with it, vuvuzelas aren't the worst thing you could hear over the next month

There's only one thing more annoying than people deriding soccer during this year's World Cup, and no, I'm not talking about Alexi Lalas.

I'm of course talking about the "beautiful sound"* of the vuvuzelas.

*It's a "beautiful sound" if you are one of those people who enjoy the sound of a thousand swans being tortured.

If, like me, you're planning on watching as many World Cup games as humanly possible, it's safe to say that you're going to have to figure out how to deal with this:

But, before you decide go all Mr. Blond on your precious ears, you should put it into perspective.

After all, it could be worse.

In fact, here are three things that would be far worse to hear for a month and will, in fact, make you want to give your ears a thorough cleaning.

#1 Crab-core!
#2 Justin Bieber fans #3 The sound of cattle mutilation Heidi Montag's "music"

See... the sound of millions of buzzing horns doesn't seem to bad now, does it?

It's all a matter of perspective.

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