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Nike's completely (and insanely) ridiculous World Cup commercial

If this doesn't get you revved up for the World Cup, then I'm not sure anything will. Not even five shots of espresso, chased by a Red Bull and followed up with a Pulp Fiction-esque adrenaline shot to the heart could equal this one.

OK, maybe I've gone too far. It happens. I've had too much coffee myself.

Regardless, the new Nike ad for the World Cup is 16 kinds of great.

My favorite non-Simpsons part is the inclusion of Ronaldinho. I bet Nike did a gigantic face-palm when they saw Dunga's roster last week.