In a world, where every four years, 32 nations gather to determine a champion, only one team can hoist the World Cup trophy. [Cue the massive explosions.]
With apologies to "Iron Man 2," "Twilight" and whatever other blockbusters are headed to theaters this summer, none of them can compare to the most dramatic event of 2010: The World Cup.
The World Cup, in addition to being the only truly world championship outside of the Olympic Games, is the only tournament capable of providing the full range of human emotion:Anger
. The best screenwriters couldn't script some of those things.
To get you ready for the drama that will start unfolding on June 11 in South Africa, The Star and The Full 90 will introduce you to the teams, the key performers, what to look for and what to expect in this year's Cup.
Up next, the hardest working team in Asia...
South KoreaGroup B THE BASICS
How They Got Here:
World Cup Pedigree: 8 World Cups (including every one since '86); finished fourth in 2002 (when they were co-hosts). THE PLOT
Can a hard-working and industrious team built around a solitary star player survive amongst the world's elite?THE DIRECTOR
The former PSV Eindhoven player was the boss in 1995 and again from '98-2000. Of course, South Korea's best World Cup run came in 2002 when Dutch master Guus Hiddink was in charge.LEADING MAN
One of the most popular players in the world is an unspectacular and incredibly efficient midfielder for Manchester United. Which is fitting for this team. (I apologize in advance for the horrible music. The video is quality though.)SUPPORTING CAST
Park Chu-Young Lee Young-Pyo Lee Woon-Jae (goalkeeper, Suwon Bluewings)
will be competing in his FIFTH World Cup.LIKELY BREAKOUT STAR(s)
Ki Sung-Yueng Lee Chung-Yong
. Sung-Yueng has been dubbed "The Korean Gerrard" and plays for Celtic. Chung-Yong was signed out of nowhere by Bolton. The duo are known in Korea as "Double Dragon."THE LIKELY VILLAIN
He has created divisions in the team before. In 2006, Young-Pyo allegedly requested the manager drop all Buddhist players be dropped and replaced with Christians like him.PRODUCTION NOTES
The team will play a tight 4-3-3 focused on possessing the football, which should allow them to utilize their quickness against more physical teams.WHAT THEY'LL WEAR
IT'S SORTA LIKE...
"I Am Legend"
Park Ji-Sung, like Will Smith, is the only big-name player in this production. If you'd like to make a joke about Argentina and zombies, the floor is all yours.TRAILER
DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS...
The South Korean national anthem, "Aegukka (Patriotic Song)," was sung to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne" until 1937 when it received it's own original score.CRITICAL BLURBS
Best-case scenario? Realistic prediction?
Finishing third in the group with a win and two losses.POSSIBLE HOLLYWOOD MOMENT
June 17, just minutes after the final whistle blows. The result is meaningless, but let's say it's 2-1. The game's two most influential players, both soaked in sweat and exhausted meet at midfield. World's collide. The most popular player in Europe/Latin America, Leo Messi, and the most popular player in Asia, Park Ji-Sung, exchange jerseys to an explosion of flashbulbs.
Group A: South Africa Uruguay Mexico France
Group B: Greece
Honduras, Chile, Switzerland, Spain
Sources: World Cup 2010 (by Steven D. Stark and Harrison Stark); ESPN and Soccernet.com; FIFA; CIA Factbook