Police in Casper, Wyoming, have now heard everything.
Responding to a call about a disorderly man around 10:30 p.m. Monday, police found 27-year-old Bryant Johnson — or at least that’s the name he goes by in this dimension.
Johnson told police he was in town visiting — from the year 2048.
He said he had come to warn the unsuspecting residents of Casper that aliens are coming next year, reported KTWO-AM in Casper.
You must leave as soon as possible, Johnson warned.
He insisted on speaking to the president of the town and didn’t want to talk to anyone else, according to KCWY 13 in Casper.
He described his mode of transportation: The aliens filled his body with alcohol and made him stand on a giant pad that teleported him to the year 2017.
But there was a glitch. He was supposed to be sent to the year 2018.
He apparently offered no explanation for why the aliens sent him ahead to warn people about an alien invasion.
His excellent adventure took quite the toll. The police reported Johnson’s eyes were bloodshot, his speech was slightly slurred and he smelled of booze.
He was found to have a blood alcohol content of .136.
He was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail.