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Happy to teach my kids life lessons, just as long as the AC is on

Columnist’s father had the mistaken belief that a ceiling fan would battle the Texas heat in May.
Columnist’s father had the mistaken belief that a ceiling fan would battle the Texas heat in May. File photo

Do you ever have times in your life when you feel you’ve forsaken the profound teachings and dictates of your parents? It can be very unsettling.

It’s almost like you’re cheating on your childhood. I recently had this experience when in early April I went against one my father’s most revered rules and turned on my air conditioner.

You see I was brought up to believe that the air conditioner was not to be turned on until Memorial Day and this was in Texas. My dad stood firm in his belief that no matter the outside heat or the inside swelter factor, it was considered unseemly and downright wasteful if you clicked on your AC before the end of May.

I remember growing up and complaining about the heat and my dad’s quick quip would be to “turn on a ceiling fan.” This led me to speculate that perhaps my dad erroneously thought the ceiling fans in our home had magically cooling properties because for me all they did was whip up the hot air.

As I got older, my loathing of AC deprivation intensified. It’s one thing to sweat like a bear wearing a snowsuit on the surface of the sun when you’re little. It’s a whole other perspiration adventure when you’re a teenage girl attempting to groom.

It got so hot in our house I would use my mom’s car as my personal make-up and hair salon. To dry my hair I would drive on the interstate with the windows down and I would park the car with the AC blasting to put on my makeup.

Now, I don’t want anyone to think that my father was overly strict because he wasn’t the only parent who believed air conditioning was a luxury. In fact, most adults his age grew up in homes without AC and I attended a high school where only the library had air conditioning. Nothing says optimum learning environment like sweating so much in biology class you literally slid off your lab stool.

All this moisture resulted in some deep thoughts, like how did the early settlers survive the heat especially the women with all their skirts, petticoats, corsets and assorted underpinnings? Plus they couldn’t just sit around and fan themselves. They had to churn butter, cook over an open fire, and do a plethora of chores from sun up to sun down. Add in that deodorant hadn’t been invented yet and you have a very ripe situation.

It’s ruminations like these that make me joyous I live in an antiperspirant rich time. Perhaps that is what my father was going for – gratitude. What if instead of being what my siblings and I believed he was – ultra thrifty or intent on not making us soft – my dad was teaching us about appreciating what we have?

Because based on my childhood, my gratitude for AC is boundless, almost worshipful. It’s something I don’t take for granted.

I think as parents there are always some things we rely on to teach our kids life lessons.

I know with my kids they had to drive/share an almost 20 year clunker and I’m talking clunker with a capital C. Today my son appreciates cars like I love air conditioning. I told him recently that I can only hope in my advancing years that he will take as good of care of me as he does his car. (He had no comment.)

So, I guess I will tamp down any residual feelings of guilt I have for blasting my AC in April and realize that every parent has some things they turn into teachable moments.

And for my dad air conditioning was one of them.

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