January 16, 2014 9:52 AM

Fruit Loopy: Honey Boo Boo’s mama explains sex in season opener (with video)

We promise that you will never look at a bowl of Fruit Loops the same way again after reading this. Actually, you’ll never think of sex in the same manner, either, after hearing Honey Boo Boo’s mama explain the birds and the bees.

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