April 21, 2012 10:29 PM
C.W. Gusewelle | Quite a tall order for humanity
He’s out there. I don’t know where, but he’s out there somewhere, and some enterprising college recruiter will find him and persuade him to sign a letter of intent. He will show up for the first day of basketball practice wearing his size 45AAA sneakers. And the game will be forever changed.