April 21, 2012 10:29 PM

C.W. Gusewelle | Quite a tall order for humanity

He’s out there. I don’t know where, but he’s out there somewhere, and some enterprising college recruiter will find him and persuade him to sign a letter of intent. He will show up for the first day of basketball practice wearing his size 45AAA sneakers. And the game will be forever changed.

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