March 3, 2012 11:12 PM

C.W. Gusewelle | Would the apple of our eye mind the apple of our purse?

I have lived with three beagles and only one woman. Let me hasten to say that does not in any way indicate my personal preference. It only reflects the fact that there is nothing in law, in Scripture or in the pursuit of political office that requires a man to observe a mondogamous lifestyle.

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