Mummy dearest: British TV host listened to son having sex and was ‘dead impressed’

Mother of the year: British TV host Coleen Nolan.
Mother of the year: British TV host Coleen Nolan.

British TV personality Coleen Nolan listened to her son having sex then told the world about it.


Nolan, host of a talk show called “Loose Women,” shared a story Wednesday that left viewers, and especially her son, shaking their heads and the British news media scrambling to report it.

Here’s what she said on the show, as reported by London’s Mirror.

“I came down one morning and had a missed call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4 a.m. I knew he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘oh my God,’ he might be in hospital and all that.

“And it had gone to voice mail and I was listening to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking ‘what the hell is that?’ I realized his phone had gone off during .... his night of passion.

“And I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed.”

Shane, 26, was less impressed.

"Mum, why oh why @loosewomen!!!" he tweeted along with 14 embarrassed-face emojis.

He later tweeted, most likely after a lot of teasing: “In my defence it was longer than four and a half minutes.”

Twitter slammed Nolan for listening in, calling her all kinds of names, the kindest of which was “perv.”

But Shane, obviously a gentleman, came to his mum’s defense on Wednesday night.

"Some people really need to get a grip, calling my mum a perv and a weirdo,” he tweeted. "She's the best and I wouldn't change her for the world #mummysboy.”

So she still gets something for Mother’s Day?