Mila Kunis, who is pregnant with fiance Ashton Kutcher’s child, went on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” this week to talk about her new movie, “Third Person.”
But when Kimmel told her that “my wife and I are pregnant,” Kunis went off on the late-night host.
“Oh, you both are having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?" she sniffed.
Then she headed to center stage to deliver a faux rant on that topic.
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"Hello, I'm Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers," she said.
"Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No.
“Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No.”
As she wrapped up her passionate PSA, a group of other pregnant women joined her on stage carrying cartons of ice cream. And some of them looked just as faux-disgusted as she did.
Never mess with a pregnant woman, Jimmy.