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You can now buy bacon-scented underwear

J&D’s Foods now offers bacon-scented underwear for bacon enthusiasts.
J&D’s Foods now offers bacon-scented underwear for bacon enthusiasts. Courtesy of J&D’s Foods

There’s nothing like the smell of freshly-cooked bacon when you wake up in the morning.

But what if you could go to bed with it, too?

Just in time for the holidays, we present: bacon-scented underwear.

That’s right. You can now wear your bacon and smell it, too.

J&D’s Foods, the makers of Bacon Salt, have added bacon-scented underwear to their inventory.

“Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,” a press release for the underwear says. “Each pair is hand crafted in the USA to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants. You really can have it all.”

The undies are offered for both men and women at $19.99. But beware: Wearing the undergarments doesn’t come without risk.

J&D’s posted this warning for customers:

• J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).

• If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear.

• If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.

If the undies don’t suit you, a bacon-scented pillow is also available for $12.99.

Because nothing says “sweet dreams” like the smell of sizzling bacon.

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