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Walter White has a message for the kiddies: ‘You Have to F**king Eat’

Byran Cranston reads “You Have to F**king Eat” with great panache.
Byran Cranston reads “You Have to F**king Eat” with great panache.

We laughed with the millions who heard Samuel L. Jackson’s dramatic – and viral – performance of professor/author Adam Mansbach’s 2011 bestseller, “Go the F**k to Sleep.”

Jackson, who knows his way around four-letter words, lit up the Internet with his dramatic reading of the mock bedtime story, inspired by Mansbach’s frustrations with getting his little girl to fall asleep.

Now we’re laughing just as hard at Mansbach’s sequel, “You Have to F**king Eat,” because Walter White is dropping the f-bombs this time about a picky child who refuses to eat.

“Breaking Bad” star Bryan Cranston’s reading of the book is available as an audio download at Audible.com.

A sampling:

“The run rises golden and lovely,

“The birds chirp and twitter and tweet.

“You woke me and asked for some breakfast,

“So why the f**k won’t you eat?”

Says Cranston: “This is a very funny book and my hope is that listeners will agree I can swear with just as much panache as Sam Jackson can.”

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