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Weirdest stocking stuffer of 2014: Designer Tom Ford’s phallic cross

Small, medium or large? Tom Ford’s penis necklace, no matter the size, costs $790.
Small, medium or large? Tom Ford’s penis necklace, no matter the size, costs $790. TomFord.com

Check out one of designer Tom Ford’s latest creations – the “penis necklace.” And yes, it looks like a cross.

O holy night!

The “penis pendant necklace,” fashioned from silver or 18K white gold, costs $790 at TomFord.com.

It comes in three sizes – small, medium and large. Same price no matter the size.

He unveiled it back in June at his menswear show in London, where Harper’s Bazaar reports that “weary fashion journalists” perked up and did a “double take at what was then called a crucifix/penis necklace.”

Reviews ranged from applause to appalled.

You’ll notice, now that it’s for sale, that the original reference to “crucifix” is gone. Someone in Rome must have corrected him on that.

As Harper’s suggests: “Christmas shopping dilemmas, solved.”

Nah, we’ll stick with fruitcake.

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