This image of Food Network star Guy Fieri with dark hair and a clean-shaven face is so disturbing that we just had to share it.
Because someone apparently has nothing better to do, Twitter user Wrong Opinion Guy, @gewqk, employed Photoshop to show the world what the celebrity chef would look like without his trademark spiky blond hair and goatee.
The result? The image of a guy we’re pretty sure we once bought a hot dog from on the streets of New York.
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Fieri fans are furiously trying to scrub this image from their brains.
“I was going to get fully dressed and have a great day, then I saw the picture of calm-haired Guy Fieri and now I am eating yogurt in sweats,” tweeted Meredith Haggerty @manymanywords.