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Meet Kermit the Frog’s new girlfriend, Denise

Who’s that swine? It’s Denise, Kermit the Frog’s new girlfriend.
Who’s that swine? It’s Denise, Kermit the Frog’s new girlfriend. Twitter

It didn’t take long for Kermit the Frog to bounce back from his breakup with Miss Piggy to find himself in the arms of another swine.

And this time, she’s brunette. Smart choice.

According to sources, Kermit’s new love interest is the head of marketing at ABC, and her name is Denise.

But Kermit’s not done with Miss Piggy yet. The two still have to work together on Miss Piggy’s new talk show “Up Late with Miss Piggy.”

Denise, however, is serious enough with Kermit to drop by the set of the show on a regular basis.

“He calls her girlfriend,” a source told People.

Poor Miss Piggy. We’re sure she’ll find love, too, in due time.

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