Stargazing | Johnny Depp is back on the market

Sad, sad split No-oooooooooooooooooo!

People magazine confirms the rumors that after nearly 14 years of low-key togetherness,

Johnny Depp


Vanessa Paradis

, parents to two adorable kids,




, are finished.

People’s unnamed sources say the two have already split. “It’s so sad,” says one.

We agree.

But come to think of it, this puts Johnny back on the market.

She said what?

O: The Oprah Magazine asked

Paula Deen

to contribute a six-word memoir to this month’s issue. The celebrity chef, who kept her diabetes a secret until this week, offered this:

“Might as well eat that cookie.”

Discuss amongst yourselves.

They said this

More on six-word memoirs:

Thousands of people responded to Smith magazine’s call for six-word memoirs last month. Here are a few gems:

Frank McCourt:

“The miserable childhood leads to royalties.”

Wally Lamb:

“Shiny head. Hippy hair. Shiny head.”

James Frey:

“So would you believe me anyway?”

Marlee Matlin

: “I’ve done it all except hear.”

Jason woos us Jason Wu

, who famously designed

Michelle Obama

’s inauguration-night party gown, has designed a collection for Target.

The women’s apparel, purses and scarves, inspired by “an American girl in Paris” with a nod to the ’60s, become available Feb. 5. Everything is priced from $19.99 to $59.99.

Remember the clamor for Target’s Missoni collection last year? The hysteria that crashed Target’s website when it went on sale?

Set your alarms this time.

Rachel’s dads revealed

“Glee” fans will finally get to meet Rachel’s two gay dads, Hiram and Leroy Berry, on Valentine’s Day.

Jeff Goldbum

and Tony winner

Brian Stokes Mitchell

will sing in the episode “Hearts,” according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Rachel’s fathers have been referenced several times on the show but never seen.

Gleeks are excited but scratching their heads: Wasn’t one of Rachel’s fathers said to be African-American?

How are they going to explain that away?

Wish we had tickets George Clooney

is getting a help from, oh, just a few of his Hollywood buds when he performs in the Los Angeles premiere of the gay marriage play “8.”

The play, which premiered on Broadway last year, is based on the 2010 court fight over California’s gay-marriage ban, Proposition 8.

At the one-night-only reading on March 3 at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre, George will be joined on stage by

Jamie Lee Curtis


Martin Sheen


George Takei


Jesse Tyler Ferguson

and a host of others.

Blake’s sad week Blake Shelton

is rescheduling tour dates after his father’s death.

“The Voice” star dedicated his win at last month’s American Country Awards to his father,

Dick Shelton

, who was hospitalized with pneumonia. He died surrounded by loved ones in Oklahoma on Tuesday.

Blake and his wife,

Miranda Lambert

, will sing “America the Beautiful” before the Super Bowl next month. He’s also nominated for three Grammys.

And speaking of ...

The Grammy Awards haven’t had a host since

Queen Latifah

led the festivities back in 2005. But they’ve got a host for next month’s Feb. 12 show:

LL Cool J


“Great performances and great music — it’s going to be a great night,” promises the “NCIS: Los Angeles” star.