In what was no doubt a contest of the utmost historical significance, Access Hollywood has deemed actress (and vocalist on an awful album of Tom Waits covers)Scarlett Johansson
to have the best breasts in Hollywood. Rounding out the list areSalma Hayek
, andJennifer Love Hewitt
I’m not sure if Access Hollywood commissioned a scientific study or how exactly they determined the list. They probably could have just asked any warm-blooded male in America.
Who can forget Scarlett showing them off at the 2006 Golden Globes (pictured)? Red carpet interviewer/fashion designerIsaac Mizrahi
couldn’t keep his hands off of them – and he's gay. Apparently she wasn't pleased with this. He’s lucky she didn’t punch him in the nose or grabhim
in an inappropriate place.
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