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, reports that Lindsay Lohan is weighing in at 95 pounds.
The network trots out "Hollywood clinical psychologist and psychotherapist, Dr. James E. Walton" who says Lohan is "floating at 100 pounds" and is setting a bad example to young girls who look up to the "Mean Girls" actress.
"She seems to have no reserves, a little fat is very good because it gives us a reserve to fight off illness and repair injuries," Walton explained. " It has to be affecting her energy level a bit. It also cushions us against injuries, those low fat levels indicate a possible vitamin and mineral deficiency and can throw off proper hormone balances. She should weigh between 120 and 130 for healthy weight at her height ... Ok, for Hollywood, no lighter than 115 for her height. But that's only for Hollywood and the camera."