Oh, Hulk, you zany guy!

Wow, at least it won’t sound premeditated or anything.

Hulk Hogan

might want to think before he talks about his wife next time, and he’ll definitely want to count to 10 before he time-warps us all back to 1994.

The former pro wrestler got dumped by his wife,

Linda Hogan,
Rolling Stone O.J. Simpson.

Here’s what he said:

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving

your your

wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

(Simpson was acquitted, of course.)

A spokesman for Linda Hogan said Wednesday that she considers Hulk’s statements a death threat. Hulk’s spokesman said, "Hulk in no way condones the O.J. situation. As part of a lager conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation."

Meanwhile, we assume Hulk’s people are making sure Linda doesn’t get so much as a hangnail anytime soon.

| Sara Smith, The Star