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Glenn Beck wants to make you laugh

A Fox news commentator walks into a bar with a buxom blonde on one arm and Rush Limbaugh on the other.

The bartender asks, “What are you having?”

The Fox news commentator says …

Wait! We’ll let Glenn Beck finish the joke.

The grim weeper is taking his comedy act on the road in June with six nights of stand-up comedy in Denver.

Reports suggest that he’s going to mix comedy with a modern-day reimagining of Thomas Paine’s 1776 pamphlet “Common Sense.”

Beck fashions himself a “poor man’s Seinfeld,” which I think makes him the master of his own domain, without the cool show.

| Lisa Gutierrez, the Star

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