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New ‘Jurassic World’ trailer will ruin your summer amusement park plans

Chris Pratt tries to tame the raptors in “Jurassic World.”
Chris Pratt tries to tame the raptors in “Jurassic World.” YouTube

So you’re walking through your favorite amusement park – Disney World, Worlds of Fun, take your pick – when all of a sudden a pterodactyl swoops down and lifts you into the air in its giant mouth.

That’s what the new trailer for “Jurassic World” from Universal Pictures makes us imagine.

We’re scared.

Jurassic’s newest genetically-engineered monster is smart enough to communicate with her fellow dinosaurs. And that’s not a good thing.

Our favorite snippet in this, the official trailer: Chris Pratt (“Guardians of the Galaxy”) trying to control a trio of raptors as if he’s talking to puppies.

Stay, stay!

Yeah right.

The movie opens – or as they say, “the park is open” – on June 12.

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