Sunday: Hmmm. “Jenny McCarthy is here, Green Day is performing and a white guy is president. It’s the ’90s all over again!” says American Music Awards host Jay Pharoah. That may explain why ratings were down 26 percent from 2015 — nobody likes the ’90s.
Monday: Horrors! Kanye West reportedly is hospitalized after acting weird — OK, weirder than usual — over the weekend. And already his bid for the White House in 2020 is off to a rocky start.
Tuesday: Huzzah! “The Late Late Show” host James Corden is named to emcee the Grammys in February, replacing LL Cool J, who, let’s be honest, was not great at that gig. Looking forward to a whole lot of carpool karaoke.
Wednesday: Huzzah! Time to gorge on holiday movies: “Moana” looks scrumptious, “Allied” appears tantalizing and “Bad Santa 2” is delightfully decadent. Bon appetit!
Thursday: Horrors! R.I.P., Florence Henderson, matriarch of “The Brady Bunch.”
Friday: Huzzah! Shopping on Black Friday? No way. Not when there are new “Gilmore Girls” episodes to watch on Netflix