June 11, 2012 5:00 AM

TNT’s revival of ‘Dallas’ is typically Texas crude

These Ewing kids are all hat and no cattle. TNT’s reboot of “Dallas” updates the classic prime-time soap by handing the crystal highball glass to the next generation of the Ewing family, whose underhanded success in the oil industry is the stuff of legend. Too bad the old people are the only ones who know how to party.

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