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October 8, 2013

Emily Parnell — The dogs provide the winning hand

Our bed has one side that is greatly superior to the other. The good side is close to the bathroom for midnight runs. It’s near the bedroom door, handy for 1 a.m. kid nightmares, 2 a.m. glasses of water, 3 a.m. dogs wanting out, 4 a.m. insomnia episodes, and 5 a.m. rising early for work. From the preferred side, there is a straight path to the light switch. In the summer, the vent blows cool air over whoever has the luxury of sleeping on the good side.

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