A commercial was selling one of those extreme body vetting procedures, one likely involving sharp instruments or a mysterious new invasive thing. It never described exactly how it could free so many of us from our burdensome silhouettes
The schedule offers a variety of entertainment ranging from the comedy “Spamalot,” the season opener June 2, to the enchanting fairy tale, “Beauty and the Beast,” bringing down the final curtain Aug. 5 .
When my kids were born, the hospital sent home a list of things I was supposed to teach them throughout their life. How to brush their teeth; to look both ways before they cross the street, even if it’s a one-way street; to always wear clean socks and underwear; and to always have a rain plan.
I assumed my husband’s passion for football would be a lifelong condition, and I was prepared to live out my fall and winter Sundays with him on the couch behind the bowl of guacamole. But he’s changed.