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July 29, 2014 11:05 PM

Susan Vollenweider: A round mom’s practical guide to Schlitterbahn

Prepare to wait for the big slide at Schlitterbahn Waterpark. Prepare to be tired. Prepare to be sore. Shove your ego into a locker with your cellphone, car keys and wallet. And you will want to back.

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