Coffee on the beach
IN THE NEWS: Hundreds of sealed coffee cans wash up on a Florida beach.
As far as the horizon reaches
Never miss a local story.
Cans of coffee dot the beaches.
So in the seas, there’s no mistake:
Shark and shad are wide awake.
But how do coffee cans en masse
Assume aquatic traits? Alas!
A mystery you may have noted:
Could these have clear from Java floated?
Went overboard from barge or steamer;
Perhaps the tide went out for creamer.
Don Munday, email@example.com