Charging the phone
The question aims at me alone:
I’m asked, “So did you charge the phone?”
To conversation thus I barged:
Never miss a local story.
“Why, yes, indeed, the phone is charged.
So charged, in fact, it quite appalls —
It’s nearly bouncing off the walls;
Refusing, too, to let me doze;
It’s overcharged, I quite suppose.”
So in the future, I shall shout:
“Is there a decaf charger out?”