Potty mouth: Macklemore raps about wiping down the toilet

03/13/2014 2:20 PM

03/13/2014 3:29 PM

We’re thinking that Macklemore’s latest rap about bathroom etiquette won’t be making it into a Montessori handbook anytime soon. Just sayin’.

The “instructional” video he posted to Instagram this week is quite uncomfortable to watch.

No, I do not want to see what he sees when he stands in front of a toilet, ready to pee.

And at one point his face is so close to said toilet bowl that he could eat out of it. Gross!

His insta-rap encourages guys to wipe down the toilet after they urinate, something the award-winning rapper does himself to stay on his girlfriend’s good side. (He puts the seat down, too. Gold star!)

Here is part of the weird caption he posted with the quickie video:

“ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE POOP ON OUR PEE!and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER!”

The rest of it dissolves into ranting about frat guys and drunk dads peeing on the ground and apparently being all stupid in airport and football stadium bathrooms.

WHAT?