Remember “free spirit” Lucy Aragon, the “Bachelor” contestant who couldn’t keep her clothes on? (But really, how could you forget?)
Since her brief stint on the show, she’s managed to move on to Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel and venture out into the music world.
With only a ukulele covering her goods, Aragon posted a video Monday of her original song “Ess Okay” to YouTube for our enjoyment.
“Juan Pablo, you kicked us off of your show. We’re doing so fine, we’re drinking red wine all night,” she sings.
“You sent my a-- home cuz’ I was always in the nude, you ain’t ready for this jelly cuz’ you’re kind of a prude.”
Aragon debuted the song on Instagram with this caption:
"The moment has finally arrived! I give you...the Bachelor Reject Anthem. Original music and lyrics by the only and only #freespirit ME. I just want to show the world that you can make fun of somebody and still be funny rather than mean.”
We’d tell her not to quit her day job, but we’re still trying to figure out what, exactly, that is.
Warning: Some of Aragon's lyrics are NSFW.