And the Amanda Bynes news just keeps getting weirder.
The troubled actress was busted on Thursday for allegedly throwing a bong out the window of a room on the 37th floor of a midtown Manhattan hotel.
She claimed later that two officers groped her and that one “slapped my vagina.”
New York police issued a statement on Monday saying no such thing happened.
“Internal Affairs investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes’ allegations,” NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said.
“To the contrary, a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time.”
Well, that’s one side of the story.
The other will continue to be told by the increasingly-out-of-control Amanda, who told her fans she plans to take “New York’s finest” to court.
“For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest,” she tweeted. “I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will.”
Oh, and she’s apparently going to become a hip-hop artist.
“Look forward to seeing me in music videos!” she tweeted on Monday. “I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”
Help us all.